Sunday, August 2, 2009

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Buy the Poppies, Win the War

This Is a very simple strategy for Aghanistan. Buy all the poppies.

It's the only thing that will grow there. Stop trying to irradicate them. Stop burning farmer's property. Give them cash for the product. Not only will you be promoting free trade, you will dry up a huge revenue stream for the Taliban. Beat them at their own game.

We need poppies to make opiates such as Morphine. We have uses for them. Why not just buy them in bulk. It will win hearts and minds. Currently the Taliban forces farmers to grow the flowers so they can produce heroin. If the farmer doesn't comply...they are killed or worse. Why don't we step in and overpay for the product. George Stienbrenner style.

It looks like the British are getting a foul taste in their collective mouth and are about ready to pull out. I think they're right that we don't have a cohesive strategy for victory. I think we are fighting the war exactly how the Soviets fought in their losing effort. Albeit not as brutally. Tell me where that'll get you?

We're Americans.

We know how to buy things.

Let's buy a quick and immediate Victory and get the hell out of there.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Eugenics: ALIVE and well

I didn't think that they would still be trying to make the Master Race...but they're still at it. After watching Michelle Malkin's post on the origins of Planned Parenthood (make sure you watch the video about Margaret Sanger), I decided to see if anyone was promoting this concept.

A little Dogpile search (I try to use Google as little as possible...creeps) and Bammo! Societal Engineers Unite.

If you check these websites out, notice how many of them have problems with the JOOOOS. In one of the descriptions they describe themselves as "politically Incorrect". I would label them as something that rhymes with "not-sees".
The whole subject just gives me the shivers.

Friday, July 10, 2009

DEEEE-LISHHH in so many ways

This Burger King advertisement went all over Spain before being yanked for offense to Hindus.

I guess that carefully carved and beautifully displayed meat sandwich between her legs was just too damned yummy to go unoffended by.

I think I'm gonna go get me some dinner AND a date.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

What if.....

I suppose that by now, everybody on the planet has heard that Michael Jackson is dead. Even the Japanese WWII holdouts on tiny little pacific islands have heard that the supposed King of Pop has bought the farm.

I'm not a Jackson fan. I was getting into punk rock around the time that Thriller came out and dancing about in parachute pants just didn't appeal to me. But I'm not here to do a musical review.

What if... he's not dead?

What if this is all an ellaborate hoax to kick off his big string of shows in London, perhaps bumping it up to a world tour. He's certainly got a big lift in the record sales department.

Have you seen the body? Why did the family insist on a second autopsy? Is the Governator in on this? The Mayor of LA? The Coroner? All of this has got to be good for California's bottom line.

Maybe Michael is pulling off the greatest comeback of all time (next to Jesus). Think Elvis is not dead...Jim Morrison is not dead...Jimi,Janice. What if one of these drug addled talents had actually come back from the grave...clawing and clutching at the dirt over them until they emerge from the cold earth to dance front of 17,000 emotional fans at the Staple Center in Los Angeles, no less.

Kinda reminds me of a certain video.
UPDATE: Nope, the little boy molesting creep is ACTUALLY dead. Another theory shot to s#!%.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

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China in Sri Lanka?????? Who Knew?

Now I consider myself to be News savvy. But Michael Totten just shocked me with his interview with Robert Kaplan.

The Chinese have helped destroy the Tamil Tigers in Sri Lanka with mucho arms and ammunition and strategic support. For this they get to build a deep water port for their Navy. This is part of China's string of pearls strategy in which they ring the Indian Ocean with Military bases that they don't actually pay for.

Save for the odd "HAHA we'yah Chinese and a you not" military annoyance, I'm of the opinion that China has no reason to get confrontational with us because they are too intwined with us monetarily.But with the Barakticon trashing our private sector economy at every turn, when will this daisy chain fall apart and expose our rear ends to the enemy?
And if I'm finding it harder and harder to extract news (and so is Allahpundit when it comes to Honduras) how long will it be before .... dont need no stinking news.
Peace through superior firepower. Teach your kids...defend the freedoms for the next generation.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

I'm setting my Alarm for 4:30 am

Khameini gives his "get out of the way or DIE' speech at around 1pm Tehran time. It's either gonna get REAL bloody or just kinda bloody.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

God Bless the Innocent

I can't believe the cowardness. Bribing a boy with 40 pence to carry a bomb into a market is beyond disgusting. I don't understand how they can call themselves Men. To call them a Virus on the human condition is an insult to microbes. May the populace rise up and brutally kill them all.
I forget which passage it is in the Bible where God fills a large hall with swords and lightning and totally Smites the whole lot. We could use a bit more of that. I guess a Predator drone will have to do.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Iran: powderkeg

The Mullah's 'actually' fixed the outcome in Iran's (ahem) Presidential election and probably 35% of the people 'actually' voted for the Crazy Monkey. But of course Ahmadinejad won and now the police are on the run from tens of thousands of very irate voters.
He is vially detested by most Iranians. They view him as staining Iran with Terrorism and besmerching Islam with the Moral Police.
Could this actually be the end of Jimmy Carter's Iranian Revolution. Let us pray for the Uprising!

Dead Fish are people too!!!

More proof that hippies need to get a JOB!

It's the sniveling whiny-ness that drives me crazy, just ask my little kids. It earns them a trip to their bedrooms until it passes.
This post would be taking a decidedly different tone If I were in Britain. FISH TOSSER indeed.

Friday, June 12, 2009

Those Crazy Iranians

I was just going over the news in Iran about their elections. Something caught my eye.
It looks like they are making that guy sniff Ahmadinejad's (apparently) very smelly armpit.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Just Moved In

AAAAWWWWWSSSSOOOMMME!!!! I just moved my blog from to here. Thanks Jawas for the blog setup but this Blogspot seems to fit my needs of "simplicity of use" quite nicely. I shall be uploading my cartoons and photographs very frequently now.

Oh that pic is not of me by the way. For the record, I do not posess a Va-J-J (on my person) or such a fantastic pair of breasts, either, for that matter.
I just wanted to show you two of my favorite activities.